Sunday, November 28, 2010

flying, schmoozing, eating, and being saved by my guardian angel

    This past Thanksgiving was probably one of the best days I have ever lived through. I went to formation in the morning to find out that we would be receiving a plane tour of Austria that day. We had about an hour of time to kill before we left, so I watched a little bit of TV. At nine we left with the major to the military airbase in Wiener Neustadt. There, we met the pilot who would be giving us the air tour. Our plane was relatively small, an eight-seater I think. The tour was supposed to last about 3 and a half hours, so using the bathroom beforehand was highly encouraged. We had to wait while the plane was refueling, so they offered us a coffee, which we promptly declined for obvious reasons. The plane took off after not too much longer. The land from up above was absolutely incredible. As we got further west, the mountains started to get bigger. Snow also started to show up on the mountain tops. Eventually we got out so far west that everything was snowcovered. It was very pretty. We also flew right by the tallest mountain in Austria. After another couple of hours we completed our airplane tour. (pictures to come later).
     Since the flight went until about 1:30 we missed lunch, which was okay because youre not supposed to eat at all on Thanksgiving Day until dinner time. We had to be at the Ambassador's house at 4:30, so we left around 3 just to be safe. We ended up getting to Vienna pretty early, so we stopped and got a coffee. Luckily we weren't wearing dress grey. Dan was able to talk to the person in charge of us out of making us wear this grotesquely uncomfortable uniform, which turned out later to be a very good call. It ended up being "casual attire" for everyone. We got to his house a little late (fasionably late, as if you will (and I believe you will.)). We were greeted by someone working at the house taking our coats, after being checked at the gate by security. We then walked into the Ambassador's living room and had a manservant bring a different variety of drinks out on a platter, which we could take, or make a further request should our fancy not be tickled. Ambassador Eacho then showed us around his extravagent house, which was adorned with many pictures of him and famous politicians through history. There was one of him with Ex-President Ford quite a while back, and many pictures of him with President Obama. After seeing his house everyone stood around for a while talking, and finding out how impressive another individual was. His second in command was also there, along with someone from the CIA. I'm not exactly sure on that story, as I didn't talk to him too much. Refer to Dan's blog for further details on that one. A little while later dinner time finally arrived. There was all kinds of stereotypical Thanksgiving food, expertly prepared by the Ambassador's chefs. After two large platefuls of food, it was time for desert. There was pumpkin, pecan, and apple pie. I felt it was my duty to try a little bit of everything. My patriotism was matched, if not bested by the Ambassador. He would joke with a friend of his son's every time he would get up to get more food that he was lagging behind. After getting completely full, we resigned to the living room once more, when people started to slowly filter out. We ended up leaving around 8. We got back to the academy around 9:45 after a little walking and train-ride back to Neustadt. This concluded one of the best days ever.
     Friday was a very busy day. We had KA in the morning, where I froze my butt off running with Seth. After that was our military history class. The subject was post WWII Soviet occupation, and the different sectors of the different countries. After lunch we had our German course again. I decided I'd go to Linz and Freistadt with Ratzi this weekend. During lunch I got a text message from him saying, "I'll ask maj. Lampersberger if we're allowed to leave at 1400." I laughed because I didn't think this would be possible. However, around 1:30, he comes up to the classroom and asks the teacher if it would be ok for me to leave early in order to get a tour around Linz and Freistadt by one of his NCO friends, to which she replied yes. Hence the title, being saved by my guardian angel. The others weren't too happy about me leaving early. Sorry guys. When we left, I got to Linz where Stitz gave me a tour of the other part of the city. Ratzi and I left and got to Freistadt around 5, at which time he had tennis practice, while Stitz showed me around the city and gave me a great tour. He's very smart about all things history, and knows a lot about where he lives and Austria in general. Later we met up with Ratzi and went to a bar, where we met Julie, whose house we stayed at one night last weekend. One of her friends was also there. We weren't trying to stay out too late, so we ended up going back around 1 or so. The next day we went to Linz. We looked around the city a bit, and then went to the barracks again. After a funny little chat with Braz, we went to Tina's (Ratzi's sister) apartment. His other sister Teresa was also there. A little while later, some of their other friends came as well.



After a while we went out on the town again. We went to the RememBar and Rox, where Ratzi continued to show his myriad of skills in the art of womenry. At Rox I talked to Helene, one of the people that was at the apartment. The night drove on for a while until it was time to head back to the kaserne. The next day we woke up and headed back to Neustadt.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

racing, chasing, neighing, and playing

     Last week was not very eventful at the military academy, save for the last few days.
     On Wednesday, Major Pulsinger (the riding instructor) asked us to wear our riding uniform to riding lessons. We weren't sure what he meant by this, so upon further inquiry, we found out that he meant the Dress Grey uniform that all West Point cadets have come to love and cherish. If you have ever seen anyone in this uniform, you could understand how uncomfortable it is. When we got to the lesson, we found out we were filming in order to send a video back to school detailing what we've done with him so far. To show us off and make us look good, we used stirrups for the first time, as well as riding outside. The stirrups made trotting so comfortable. While alternating standing and sitting between each trot you don't even feel discomfort in your most sacred place. We rode with three cadets from our year group, one of which was Rene Poschinger, who is also my roommate. The group was lead by Major Pulsinger, the three Austrian cadets, the four West Point cadets, and 3 Austrian students from the military high school. It ended up being a lot of fun, and we got some great footage too for our "propoganda" video. More to follow on the video. If it gets online then I'll post the link. If not, I'll post it when I find it.
     On Thursday in the evening, 40 cadets from our year group went go karting. In total we payed 980 Euros for 2 hours to rent the place. It was tons of fun. Turns out, all Austrians know how to drive VERY well. Do to a tragic miscommunication on my part, and some slow driving in general by the Americans, we ended up losing to the first place team by 7 laps, and 2 laps behind the second to last place team. Yes, Prestige Worldwide, as we were named, finished in dead last. To my dismay, our team name fell upon deaf ears, as almost none of the cadets had seen Stepbrothers, and those that had didn't get the joke... their loss. After the race, the gokarting place gave out trophies and medals to the top three teams, and there was a champagne shower at the end. Daniel Weicher and Max Koran were two members on the winning team. I forgot the other..sorry. below is a picture of the guys after karting.

After we got back, of course we had to go to the MakCasino to celebrate with a few drinks, which ended up turning into more than a few drinks. Would would've thought?
     On Friday we had a very normal day, concluded with the four hour german course in the afternoon, which I'm still not sure if I'm getting credit for back at West Point. Having class that long with only one break is torture that late in the day before a weekend.. Anyway, after class, Ratzi (an Austrian cadet from my year) left for Linz, the capital of upper Austria. He lives nearby in the city of Freistadt, so it was no trouble for him. When we got to Linz, we checked into the barracks we were staying at that night. This isn't technically allowed, but Ratzi pulled some strings and talked to a guy he knows that's in charge (shh, don't tell anyone). A little while later one of his friends came that is from Linz, and was also a cadet at the academy as a member of the second year by the name of Stitz. However, he had to leave the academy. I think he likes being an NCO better anyway... We started off the night with a few drinks, and then went out into the city. We went to a lot of great clubs, including one that had three completely different atmospheres. One was rock music, another pop, and the other, I don't know what the hell it was.. there was fog everywhere and I couldn't see much. After some time here, we went to the Rox in Linz. For those that don't know, there is also a Rox in Wiener Neustadt. I can now say I've been to every Rox in the world..all two of them. The night ended here for me and Stitz at around O' dark: thirty. Ratzi came back a little while after us, and took some very nice pictures of us sleeping...pretty creepy if you ask me. Anyway, here's a picture of Stitz, Ratzi and I at Rox:

      The next day when I woke up, Stitz had gone out and got breakfast. What an angel. Ratzi had some studying he needed to do for a test on Monday, so Stitz took me into the city to show me around. Linz has a ton of very cool history, much centered around the Second World War. Linz was slotted to be Hitler's city of residence after he conquered Europe, thus all of the industry in the city and pretty sites as well. Something rather interesting, but very morbid at the same time: The following picture was taken atop the mountain where Hitler supposedly decided to go into politics in order to "help" people.
     After tour through Linz, we went back to the barracks to find Ratzi asleep, not quite having accomplished his goal of studying. We woke him up and then went out to get some lunch. After lunch, Ratzi and I went to his house in Freistadt, agreeing to meet up with Stitz later. I met his dad and two sisters. His older sister is 25, and the younger 18. We took a picture, and for some reason they felt it necessary to put on the high heels they had just bought right before the picture. We were all pretty much the same height before the picture, but during...well, let's just say I had to stand on the step. Yes, I was reduced to step-standing for the picture. Nothing agaist them, they are just girls that love shoes I suppose. They were very sweet.
     Later on in the night, we and a few of Ratzi's lawyer and software engineer friends went to the American Chance Casino in the Tschek Republic (another country checked off the list). We stayed there for a few hours until some had won, and some had lost. Ratzi was the big winner of the night, winning 90 Euros on the Roulette table. I only lost 5 Euros on the night..not too shabby. Afterwards we went to a few bars in Freistadt. The first place we went to we ended up staying the longest at. The owner of the place won the lottery and wanted to open up his own place. He doesn't really care about making money, so drinks were dirt cheap. Here we met up with Stitz (who was having a great time at this point, if you know what I mean), and Ratzi's sister Teresa. Later on we went to another place that was really crowded, but Ratzi knew the owner, so all was well. When we were having a few drinks in the back, someone called someone gay, but either way, my tall Austrian friend's honor was at stake, so someone went flying into the bar, and it wasn't Ratzi. This got the fat guy's companions involved, but was quickly broken up. I think Teresa wanted to see another fight, as she antgonized the fat drunk one throughout the night, which was hilarious. On the way out of the bar, I discovered that someone had "mistakenly" taken my jacket, which I was rather fond of. Doing the only natural thing, also under the guidance of my Austrian companions mind you, I tried on another jacket until I found one of equal or better liking. An eye for an eye, and a jacket for a jacket is how the saying goes I believe.
     The next day after lunch, we went to Stitz's grandfather's house, where he gave us a presentation about his time in America serving in the Army. He served the Austrians in World War Two, but was later a sort of police officer in the American sector after the war. Somehow he got to go over to America and serve as a signal NCO, where he was a master sergeant, and eventually sergeant major. He spent his time in Fort Gordon in the years leading up to the Vietnam War. He showed us all sorts of pictures from around the area, which I was very familiar with, being from the Atlanta area myself. It was very interesting seeing everything during this time period, being told from the perspective of an Austrian. This concluded the weekend in Linz and Freistadt. Afterwards, Ratzi and I headed back to Neustadt to start another week.
     On Monday our teacher, Dr. Vazulik came from West Point to see how we were doing. We gave him a tour of the castle in German, by which he seemed very impressed. Obviously, we have all gotten much better and proficient at speaking during our time here thus far.
     Today we had a training exercise with the first year group, which is meant to improve land terrain reading skills. Basically, the task was to determine how to best utilize land against enemy troops. Securing and defending was the central theme. We were kind of thrown into this, skipping the classes that they had taken the previous week leading up to the exercise. It didn't really matter much though...In all we were out for about 9 hours in the cold looking at the terrain, which would have been quite pretty had I not been shivering. Luckily we don't have to do the rest of the training with them this week because the American Ambassador to Austria if coming tomorrow, where we will give him a tour of the castle (a common theme for visitors). On Thursday, we will eat Thanksgiving dinner at his house in Vienna. Until then my avid readers...

Monday, November 15, 2010

It's been almost a month? my bad...

     It's been quite a while since my last blog. sorry about that... I guess it's due to the fact that I've been pretty busy, or just a general lack of motivation to write down what I've been doing. Well, let's get cracking.
     I guess it was the last weekend in October that I did something since my last post. On the 29th we went to the Steiermark, the southern region in Austria known for its many vinyards and something called kernöl, which is basically pumpkin oil. It's quite tasty on salads and bread and whathaveyou. The first place we went to was a chocolate making plant, not unlike Wonka industries. We were able to see the entire process of making chocolate and could also taste the chocolate at all points of the production. It was pretty nasty until they added the sugar. They made all types of different chocolate, from 100% dark chocolate (bleh, no sugar or creme), to chili chocolate (also bleh). Pretty much all types in between were very tasty. At the end of the tour you could taste every kind that they made at the plant, which was upwards of 100. I didn't go very long before i started to feel sick...
After the House of Upset Stomachs..er, chocolate plant, we visited the vacation house of a colonel at the academy. He has a ton of land and makes his own wine, which may be the best I've had so far. We stood around in his cellar drinking wine and eating bread for a while. Not a bad life... After much drinking and merrymaking (which seems to be a common practice in Austria) we made our way to a local restaurant, where we had fried chicken and french fries, not quite a local dish, but good nonetheless. It was however, accompanied by salad with kernöl, which was again quite good. I'm bringing home a bottle to share the wonders with those interested. After all of this we went back to the MilAk.
     The next day (Saturday now), all of the cadets minus one went to Budapest (pronounced Buda-pesht, who knew?), the capital city of hungary. Dan's fiance Michelle (hope I spelled it right) came along as well, as she was staying in Austria for a few weeks to visit Dan. We took a free walking tour of the city, which ended up being a great experience. I'd recommend free tours to anyone, not obviously just because it's free, but the tour guides really have to know what they're talking about because they work for tips. So really it only ends up costing about $10, and you still get to see everything you would normally, plus the guides advice on local eateries and whatnot. Because Monday was a national holiday, we got to stay longer than we would on a normal weekend. Sadly, there weren't to many halloween parties to be found in the city. After the good long weekend we went back to the adademy to start another week of rigorous academics (or something like that...).
     Not much really happened the following week. A few history classes and riding, and then some meeting, but that was about it. During the weekend Seth and I went to Graz, the capital of the Steiermark, with an Austrian cadet named Bernd. We met him during our first week in Austria when he was showing us around Vienna. We went to his house for the weekend. I can't begin to describe how good the food was. I ate enough over the weekend to satisfy an impoverished nation for a month (sorry to those from impoverished nations reading this). He also had a sauna in his basement, which is definitely something I want when I buy a house. We did quite a few sessions in the sauna in the evening after dinner. You may be asking: "But Matt, don't you usually go out drinking in the evening on the weekends? And wouldn't the sauna make you dehydrated, thereby lowering your tolerance to alcohol?" Well, the answer would be yes on both accounts... Fortunately, we were able to prepare ourselves for the evening by having a couple beers in the sauna, a great idea, no? Am I proud of what I did? Well, yes.. you only live once right?

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     After a while we went out to the town for a while and met some of Bernd's friends, including a dance instructor at one of the nearby dance schools. I got to see him in action at one of the clubs we went to, and it was kind of funny to compare him dancing to the feeble attempts of myself and everyone else in the room. The next morning we slept in a bit and then had a very large brunch. After this we ended the weekend a bit early and came back to the academy. I was able to finally get a bit of work done. 
     This past week was pretty much the exact same as the last, Graz included, except this time we went with people from our year group, and more was paid for because we did cultural things as well (yes very surprising I know). One of the places we went to was an armory from the 16th-19th century. There were hundreds of thousands of pieces of armor and weapons encompassing 4 floors of a building. The tour was in German, but I found myself understand the majority of what he said, which is a testament to how much I've learned since I've been here. After doing the obligatory, but always fun, night of merrymaking, we woke up and had a very good breakfast in the city with one of the Austrian cadets. After a while we again went back to the academy.
     It's good to note here that over the past few weeks I earned the Austrian Sportabzeichen, which, for those familiar with the German proficiency badge, is quite tough to get. To get this, one must do a series of track and field events, along with swimming and running a 5k. The list to get the best one is: shotput 8 meters (which was hard for me), swim 300 meters in 8 minutes (too easy, did it in 4:40), run a 5k in 24 minutes (again, too easy, 20:55), sprint a 100 in 13.2 seconds or 400 in 65 (tough, did the 400 in 62 seconds), and high jump 1,4 meters (I knicked the bar as I jumped over, but it somehow stayed up). The paperwork has to go to Vienna to get approved, but I should have the award soon.